ro-s-aspa-rks:

Kevin Hart. 

He just said it.

Reblogged from Stand Up Gifs!
Into every generation a [knitter] is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to [knit] the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness.

Giles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (paraphrased from hooksforhire's original)

« made just for my bestie <3 »

(via starrynightcat)

Reblogged from craftually eclectic
hopel3ssly:

silenceoo:

madameatomicbomb:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

vondell-swain:

futurespooky:

josukekun:

shavingryansprivates:

holy shit

JESUS

omg

wh

it’s back

this fucked me up

worth it

take the time and read this

hopel3ssly:

silenceoo:

madameatomicbomb:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

vondell-swain:

futurespooky:

josukekun:

shavingryansprivates:

holy shit

JESUS

omg

wh

it’s back

this fucked me up

worth it

take the time and read this

Reblogged from justsayins
qglas:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 
LIKE GOOD LORD 
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

Everything about this is beautiful.

qglas:

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

image

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

Everything about this is beautiful.

themarysue:

I (Rebecca) vastly improved the 50 Shades of Grey trailer by taking screencaps and Photoshopping judgmental cartoon characters into them. YOU’RE WELCOME. See the rest here.

Reblogged from The Mary Sue

willnobilis:

teaandbrimstone:

larissafae:

carryonmywaywardstirrup:

endmerit:

Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.

image

I SERIOUSLY love these. EVERY time the two species meet it’s just this shit. I love it.

AN AU where a Dalek and Cyberman have to cooperate to survive… (with a modified version of the voice-over of the original “The Odd Couple” playing over the intro…)

July&#8217;s shop update is live. #etsy #midnightscribbles #1geek2craftall #btvs #stitchmarkers

July’s shop update is live. #etsy #midnightscribbles #1geek2craftall #btvs #stitchmarkers

hellotailor:

every movie and tv show i ever watch

Reblogged from Seanan's Tumblr
And the liquor armoire doubles as a drying area #lavender

And the liquor armoire doubles as a drying area #lavender

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